here are some pictures from JO BELL’s point of view… nice work Jo!
Martin Galton discusses love and hate…
John Osborne shows a touch of class..
Dan Cockrill starts to shake…
Dan Simpson explains the poetry of science…
Fatima blows us away in the Golden Gun open mic…
The Gunslingers go wild…
Jo Bell is top class!!!
John Osborne was brilliant.
Jo Bell was brilliant.
Dan Simpson was brilliant.
Sophie Cameron was brilliant.
Rob Auton was brilliant.
Martin Galton was brilliant.
Dan Cockrill was brilliant.
Raw Meat Stew was brilliant.
The audience was brilliant.
Naomi Woolnough was brilliant.
So brilliant she won the golden gun.
BANG was brilliant!!!
See Naomi perform next week with Mark Grist and Harry Baker.
It is the last BANG SAID THE GUN of 2010 starring the brilliant MATT HARVEY and the fabulous KAREN HAYLEY. So you better get your BANG fix whilst you still can. Let’s go Gunslingers… it is going to be BIG!!!!
Matt needs to wear scissors because he is sharp sighted and he uses his glasses to cut out snowflake paper chains.
Is that Martin or is that Mr Potato Head that Karen is holding?
play the FRED FOUNDATION charity gig…
and raise lots of money in the process… well done us!!
But more importantly, well done them!!!
THE FRED FOUNDATION – HELPING CHILDREN WITH AUTISM REACH THEIR POTENTIAL.
Have you ever wondered what BANG SAID THE GUN do of an evening? Well, we sit round Martin’s table eating Chicken Chop Suey and make Shakers ready for Thursday night.
Oh No… Rob is surrounded!!!!
Chris Moyles. What a twat, banging on about not being paid. Mouthing off about nothing and playing records is not a job, so why would you expect to be paid?
The Pope can piss off too, with his offensive points of view. The Tetley Tea Folk are more in touch with the real world than he is .
The good news is that women still find men attractive up to the age of 55. If that includes short, fat, bald ones, brilliant. If not, I’ll go and join the Tetley Tea folk.
More vital issues discussed tonight at Bang Said The Gun. 8pm start.
Tetley Tea Folk – more in touch with the real world than the Pope!
BRIAN MAY = HAIR
MARTIN GALTON = NO HAIR
MARTIN WINS ON POINTS…
…the ‘BIG BANG POWETRY PLAN!’
David Cameron: “I think we’re onto a really big idea, a really exciting future for our country.”
David Cameron has launched his “big BANG SAID THE GUN poetry” drive to empower communities, describing it as his “great passion”.
In a speech at the Roebuck, the home of BANG SAID THE GUN, the prime minister said poets should be able to run post offices, libraries, transport services and shape housing projects.
Also announcing plans to use dormant bank accounts to fund projects, Mr Cameron said the concept would be a “big advance for poetry power”.
While reducing the budget deficit was his “duty”, he said giving poets more control over their destinies was what excited him and was something that had underpinned his philosophy since he became a Toff as a little boy.
“There are the things you do because it’s your passion,” he said.
“Things that fire you up in the morning, that drive you, that you truly believe will make a real difference to the country you love, and my great passion is building the big BANG SAID THE GUN society… Poetry power dudes!’
The prime minister said poetry communities would be established all over the UK – to help poets “turn government completely on its head”.
Mr Cameron confirmed plans to use funds stuck in dormant bank and building society accounts to enable “some of the most dynamic spoken word artists to take over the running of public services.” Daniel Cockrill decided he might drive the number 38 night bus, Martin Galton wants to work in a library and change the filing system to one that he understands and Rob Auton fancies playing fetch in the park with the local stray dogs.
Everyone is aware of the “great work” BANG SAID THE GUN are already doing at the Roebuck he said, and it was his ambition to simply expand on this.
The BANG SAID THE GUN team argue that “The ‘big BANG SAID THE GUN poetry society’ isn’t David Cameron’s Big Idea anyway. His aides say it is about empowering communities, redistributing power and fostering a culture of volunteerism, but we at BANG have been doing this for years, never paying any of the acts but always putting on a brilliant show. But now that our toff nosed friend David has raided Bank accounts and thrown us loads of dosh, the audience can now experience top names like LUKE WRIGHT, JOHN HEGLEY and IAN McMILLAN. This Big Bang society is going to be wicked!!!” Come Join in the fun this Thursday… Luke Wright + Jammie Sammy feature with DAVID CAMERON taking part in the GOLDEN GUN open mic. Nice one Dave!
Cameron – what a toff!!!!
Martin starts by wiggling his pen the way only Martin can…
And as if by magic a beautiful piece of art is revealed! How marvellous!!!
Go see the Lab being destroyed at the ATLAS GALLERY.