Archive for April, 2010

Poetical Poll

Last night, the BANG SAID THE GUN POETICAL POLL was won, believe it or not, by a FREE RANGE CHICKEN…

With the help of ANNA THE HUMAN SWING-O-METER The FREE RANGE CHICKEN beat David Cameron, Harry Potter and even Billy Bragg to top the BANG SAID THE GUN POETICAL POLL.

If you want real choice and to voice your opinion about who you think should run Britain then why not come to BANG SAID THE GUN this Thursday where you can vote for TIM CLARE, AF HARROLD or continue to show your support for the FREE RANGE CHICKEN… the decision is yours!
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VOTE AF HARROLD
Tim Clare
VOTE TIM CLARE

POETICAL DEBATE… and the winner is…

NICK CLEGG? No, actually the winner is…
JAMES TRAPMORE…
GOLDEN GUN AWARD
Winner of the TEQUILA SHOT OPEN MIC SPOT GOLDEN GUN AWARD!
Well done James, see you at next weeks BANG SAID THE GUN.

BANG at MEADOWLANDS

BANG SAID THE GUN will be appearing at the very wonderful MEADOWLANDS FESTIVAL (29th – 31st May) Get your tickets now…!

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VOTE BANG SAID THE GUN

BANG SAID THE GUN revealed the schedule for the eagerly-awaited live poetry debates on the lead up to Britain’s May 6 polling date.

The sessions will be screened on BANG TEEVEE on Thursday April 15th, April 22nd, April 29th and May 6th.
Members of the audience will be able to join in by signing up to the TEQUILA SHOT OPEN MIC or by rattling their shakers and waving their glow sticks, while viewers can watch all the latest action on line at BANG TEEVEE.
The first poetry debate, hosted by Daniel Cockrill, will star FRAN LANDESMAN and will take place at the ROEBUCK, 50 GREAT DOVER STREET, LONDON SE1.
The second event, which features PAUL BIRTILL, will be based on very truthful but very gloomy poetry. Audience members are warned that it is also extremely funny.
The third debate, themed on long beards and arbitrary lists, will be a moderate look at life by TIM CLARE and AF HARROLD.
The final debate includes DAVID J VOCAL PUGILIST who weaves words so deliciously that even David Cameron would put down his top hat and shut up for at moment.
For the first time in history, this General Election pitches leaders of the three biggest parties against BANG SAID THE GUN.
Televised debates have been a feature of US presidential elections since 1960, but have been blocked in Britain because the public is aware that politicians are all a bunch of lying scum bags.

So who are you going to vote for?
TIM CLARE, AF HARROLD, PAUL BIRTILL, FRAN LANDESMAN, DAVID J, all dancing with their words and shouting out the truth, or Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg, dribbling nonsense and telling you some whopping great porky pies. So vote with your feet, vote poetry, vote BANG SAID THE GUN… where your opinions actually count!
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VOTE TIM CLARE – POETRY FOR THE PEOPLE!