Why has David Cameron got it in for short people? Why is he having a go at Nicolas Sarkozy for being five feet five inches tall? Everybody knows the correct height for a healthy male is in the region of five feet five inches tall, in my case, five feet four and a half inches. Spot on, wouldn’t you say. Why is a six foot empty vessel allowed so much space in my newspaper? I would imagine that meeting David Cameron would be like walking into a large  empty room that has the faint smell of farts about it. However, unless he does something wreck-less like sticking his Knob in Margaret Becketts ear during question time, I fear he will be the next Prime Minister. Personally, I hope somebody sits on his top hat and squashes it to buggery, the one he wears when the camera’s aren’t rolling.